I gotta do something about this!

[BUBBA]

I was riding along a building with highly reflective glass when look to my right and catch a glimpse of myself, and brother it was NOT pretty.

First: I gotta lose at least 20 lbs. or more. My big belly and the Busa gas tank look like two sumo wrestlers at full bump.

Second: I gotta get riding pants. I wear my work pants black shoes and white socks, yeah, white socks, crossword puzzle and a Bic pen in the back pocket, what a dork.

Pretty sad to see such a beautiful lady being ridden by such a doofus. The only thing that looks decent is my jacket and helmet.

I love to ride and I have fun but I have either to change my look or avoid highly reflective buildings.

It is easier to avoid the shiny buildings.

I know some of you photochoppers could have fun with the visual you got when reading this, so if you want, go ahead - get it out of your system.


So what do I look like?
Maybe one of these guys?
And of course the beautiful lady I ride, DOT..
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[BA BUSA]

Nice bike

 

[dadofthree]

I wished I could say 20 pounds.

 

[jdsbusa]

2 sumo wrestlers....good one.

Call up Nutrisystem, fork out the $$ (you're gonna eat that much $$ in regular groceries alone anyway), stick to the plan and I can guarantee you'll be down 20 by Bash time (if you're going). It DOES work, and no I don't work for them. But you HAVE to stick to their foods....no cheating!

 

[shawnski]

think of it this way: lose 20 pounds and you will gain 20 hp on that busa!!

 

[djsin]

well you can change to black socks that will help

 

[Projekt]

Find somebody with the stomache flu and contract it.. When it passes, find somebody else and catch it again.
Poof there goes 20-30lbs!

 

[Busa Jules]

South Beach Diet and Black Socks... believe me it works... I'm talking about the Diet... I don't know if the socks will really help.

 

[rockadaous]

hey that's gothapotamus
white socks have to go. black always makes you look slimmer

 

[PandaNin]

I thought striped socks made you thinner. That must be my problem. I gotta find some black socks to wear with my flipflops when I'm cruising on the beach

 

[BusaPebbles]

You can join me for the 8K tomorrow...and then train for a half marathon...sure to help you drop 20.

 

[sessions]

Holy Crap that second pic is FREAKEY, i hope that isn't what you look like.

I'm pic something like this J/K man i had to you left it wide open!!!

 

[ktw88q]

SORRY

 

[BUBBA]

I was always a hefty kid. Here I am with my little brother – Tipper, one leg was quite a bit shorter than the other and hence the name. He was a blast at parties.

 

[BUBBA]

Tipper all growed up, his name took on a whole new meaning.

 

[BUBBA]

My sister and her friends, well not really friends, she was just delivering pizza to them and happened to get in the pic. Funny it’s the only pic I can find of her.

 

[BUBBA]

This is Mom leaning on her husband’s car. For some reason she always made me call him “Uncle Bobâ€￾.
Oh well.

 

[BUBBA]

Here is Uncle Jo-Jo. He died shortly after this pic was taken, he tried the same trick with a John Deere tractor tire. They say his head rolled around inside like a marble in a roulette wheel.

 

[BUBBA]

This was our last family reunion – Seems like there were a lot more people in my family when I was younger, go figure.
AH FAMILY – you gotta love em.

 

[dadofthree]

hey that's gothapotamus
white socks have to go. black always makes you look slimmer