I like Da hump 'cause...

Mikey D

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I like da hump cause...

It makes Suzie look all curvacious and sexy.

It allows me to say, "nope can't give ya a ride, I've got the hump on".

It makes Suzie look finished and complete.

It makes me feel all slippery through the air.

It keeps me from flying off azz first when I twist the grip.

It makes me feel like she was built for me, and just me, and I am the greedy gazelle!

I like da hump.
 
I like da hump because it is the only way that I can leave the house on the busa without my wife having a coniption fit over it.
 
Sometimes it's good to be single! Whether I ride with the hump or rear seat on is entirely up to me!
 
Buy a spare seat on ebay to leave at the girlfriends...
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It's yet another reason to walk over to my Busa and show the people looking Caesar, "yeah, it's mine"...they have no idea the hump even comes off, so you use the key, act like there's something you're looking for and WHAM! You've got people walking over to say "hey, this yours?"
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Is that wrong?
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I like the hump because then the curb monkeys know where they belong... ON THE CURB!

Custom license plate cover:
"No ride here sister, kick rocks. . ."
 
It's yet another reason to walk over to my Busa and show the people looking Caesar, "yeah, it's mine"...they have no idea the hump even comes off, so you use the key, act like there's something you're looking for and WHAM!  You've got people walking over to say "hey, this yours?"  
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Is that wrong?  
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Keep it real, VA. Make sure you put sumpin in there that you really need.

cosmetics, gloves, cell,...

sumpin.
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It's yet another reason to walk over to my Busa and show the people looking Caesar, "yeah, it's mine"...they have no idea the hump even comes off, so you use the key, act like there's something you're looking for and WHAM!  You've got people walking over to say "hey, this yours?"  
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Is that wrong?  
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Keep it real, VA.  Make sure you put sumpin in there that you really need.

cosmetics, gloves, cell,...

       sumpin.  
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HAIRBRUSH! A Busa gal's best friend when you have all of this HAIR crammed in a helmet!!!

Ask the VA Busa guys...they know...
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Whenever I walk by her, I caress her rear.....I mean her hump. I don't think there is a time that I walk by without rubbing my hand over the hump of the bike.
 
It's yet another reason to walk over to my Busa and show the people looking Caesar, "yeah, it's mine"...they have no idea the hump even comes off, so you use the key, act like there's something you're looking for and WHAM!  You've got people walking over to say "hey, this yours?"  
smile.gif
 

Is that wrong?  
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Keep it real, VA.  Make sure you put sumpin in there that you really need.

cosmetics, gloves, cell,...

       sumpin.  
biggrin.gif
HAIRBRUSH!  A Busa gal's best friend when you have all of this HAIR crammed in a helmet!!!

Ask the VA Busa guys...they know...
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She's telling the truth !!

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I like my hump because I can hide my 'tire repair kit', '1st aid kit', 'spare shirt', and other goodies in there.
 
I like it cuz it keeps my ass from slidin' back when I'm spankin' 'er ass good 'n' proper.
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I like my hump also, but for the married guys here that get the third degree when leaving the house with the seat on the back, strap something down to it, like a spare shirt, something you cannot do with the hump on. Mine buys it, even when I put the spare helmet on the back. I just stick something in it like a drink, shirt, etc. .
 
I like.... big.... HUMPS and I cannot lie,
Kawasaki got nuttin so fly.... etc etc
 
Whew! Sage, I was afraid you'd gotten a pic of me chasing you with the hairbrush!
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(in "golf-announcers" quiet tone): "What those around Michelle don't realize is that she'd already brushed her hair, but those guys in that silver sports car behind her NEEDED to see 'Shell open up the hump on her Busa so they would never think she rode in on the back of some Harley..."
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It was clearly well thought out...
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