I will save your life with this one critical piece of information

[2hip]

Guys...do yourself a favor and watch this 2 minute video. I swear to you that it will save your life if you follow the advice..Prostate health effects your sex life, ability to rid yourself of toxic waste, and even sit correctly...2hip

 

[Vonderbach]

Remind me not to watch anything you post again. The destroyed tomatoe was too much.

 

[MO-BUSA]

rofl:wrong really wrong but

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

1st 2 comments now have me Skeeered to click !

 

[busa-saga]

1st 2 comments now have me Skeeered to click !

i'll wait till i get home..

 

[yamahor]

I knew there was a reason I never liked tomatoes!

 

[Dino]

Wrong on many levels.......but funny.

 

[notright]

At least it wasn't a pineapple

 

[Phil96]

My dr gave me a digital prostate exam the other day, and exclaimed: "You have very good sphincters." I replied, "That's because I've never been to a Turkish prison."

 

[Fastfrog007]

Cherry tomatoes? Ketchup maybe? Gotta be something better

 

[Ranger]

Rectal Exam
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing a rectal exam:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

 

[Takeuon]

My dr gave me a digital prostate exam the other day, and exclaimed: "You have very good sphincters." I replied, "That's because I've never been to a Turkish prison."

That is the funniest thing I've heard all week!

 

[Lycan]

Rectal Exam
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing a rectal exam:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

 

[MO-BUSA]

 

[NINJA KILLER]

 

[Dozerdriver]

That was almost as funny as the comments...