Imperfect...........But

proud dad

Registered
When in England at a large conference, Colin Powell was asked

by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just

an example of empire building' by George Bush.



He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has

sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to

fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land

we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that

did not return."

It became very quiet in the room.

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Then there was a conference in France where a number of

international engineers were taking part, including French and

American. During a break one of the French engineers came back

into the room saying "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush

has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help

the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?"



; A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers

have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred

people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency

electrical power to shore facilities; they have three

cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a

day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water

from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen

helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and

from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many

does France have?"

Once again, dead silence.

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that

included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian

and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself

standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel

from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in

English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral

suddenly complained that, 'wherea s Europeans learn many

languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why

is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences

rather than speaking French?'





Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe its

because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it

so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could hav e heard a pin drop!


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*heh* I knew a guy in college who was from France. Arrogant bastige, too - always talked about how he hated America, how backwards we were, etc. One time i got sick of it, and said to him "when you're at home with your family, what language do you speak?" He replied "French, of course" and my response was "Not German though, right? You're welcome." I wanted to ask him how long it would take him to surrender the argument, but I figured I had already gotten my point across.
 
easy on the french... you can probably find a lot of good deals on french army rifles... never fired, dropped once.
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