> > > > >> > > >> > > >>: WOMEN'S ENGLISH: > > >> > > >>:
> > 1. Yes = No
> > 2. No = Yes
> > 3. Maybe = No
> > 4. We need = I want
> > 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> > 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> > 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> > 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> > 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
> > > > >> > > >> > > >>: MEN'S ENGLISH: > > >> > > >>:
> > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > 3. I am tired = I am tired
> > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
> > 1. Yes = No
> > 2. No = Yes
> > 3. Maybe = No
> > 4. We need = I want
> > 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> > 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> > 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> > 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
> > 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
> > > > >> > > >> > > >>: MEN'S ENGLISH: > > >> > > >>:
> > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> > 3. I am tired = I am tired
> > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> > 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
> > 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
