Bruce Bell
Registered
SPERM COUNT
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a
sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The
next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty
as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and
the man explains ....
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She
even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then
with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called
up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and
her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we
couldn't get the damn jar open!"
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a
sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The
next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty
as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and
the man explains ....
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She
even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then
with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called
up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and
her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we
couldn't get the damn jar open!"
