Bruce Bell
Registered
Ruff and his wife went to the 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
Ruff's wife playfully nudged him in the ribs ....... Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
Ruff's wife gave him a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~ That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
Ruff's wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke his ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ...You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
Ruff looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
Ruff's condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
Ruff's wife playfully nudged him in the ribs ....... Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
Ruff's wife gave him a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~ That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
Ruff's wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke his ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ...You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
Ruff looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'
Ruff's condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
