Bruce Bell
Registered
One day, a Texan walked into a bar and bought a round of drinks for all in the bar, saying that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later, the Texan returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!" replied the Texan.
"How much does he weigh now?" asked the bartender.
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds at birth, didn't he?"
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
Two weeks later, the Texan returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!" replied the Texan.
"How much does he weigh now?" asked the bartender.
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds at birth, didn't he?"
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
