Bruce Bell
Registered
Once upon a time a royal captain was on the high seas when the lookout on the crows nest shouted pirate ship ahead. The captain turned to his first mate and said get me my red shirt. The first mate got the shirt and the captain put it on. A battle ensued and the royal ship won. After the battle the first mate asked the captain why the red shirt. The captain said he wore it so if he got shot or injured the men wouldn't see the blood and they would fight harder. All of the sudden the lookout said captain there are 20 pirate ships coming. The captain looked at his first mate and said bring me my brown pants.
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