Bruce Bell
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Two guys, Ruff and Dash, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter.
Ruff: "How did you get here?"
Dash: "Hypothermia. You?"
Ruff: "You won't believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so badly about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack."
Dash: "Oh, man, if you had checked the walk-in freezer we'd both be alive!"
Ruff: "How did you get here?"
Dash: "Hypothermia. You?"
Ruff: "You won't believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so badly about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack."
Dash: "Oh, man, if you had checked the walk-in freezer we'd both be alive!"
