Bruce Bell
Registered
a man comes in from shoveling snow...
and says to his wife "holy **** my hands are freezing, I can't believe how cold they are, they are so cold!"
so she lifts up her skirt and says "here, put them between my legs and warm them up." so he does, "oh, that's so nice and warm, it feels so good, yes baby!"
later on he comes in from shoveling more snow and says "my hands are freezing, they are so cold I can't believe it!"
again she lifts her skirt and he warms them up, "oh that's so nice and warm, it feels so good!"
the following week after another storm, same thing, "oh it's so nice and warm, it feels so good on my freezing hands." then his wife says "can I ask you something?" and he says "sure honey, anything." and she says "don't your ears ever get cold?"
and says to his wife "holy **** my hands are freezing, I can't believe how cold they are, they are so cold!"
so she lifts up her skirt and says "here, put them between my legs and warm them up." so he does, "oh, that's so nice and warm, it feels so good, yes baby!"
later on he comes in from shoveling more snow and says "my hands are freezing, they are so cold I can't believe it!"
again she lifts her skirt and he warms them up, "oh that's so nice and warm, it feels so good!"
the following week after another storm, same thing, "oh it's so nice and warm, it feels so good on my freezing hands." then his wife says "can I ask you something?" and he says "sure honey, anything." and she says "don't your ears ever get cold?"
