Bruce Bell
Registered
A husband comes home and says to his wife......
"What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She says...."I would take half of your winnings, then leave you."
"Excellent and just what I figured....I just won 12 bucks, here's $6, now get the hell out."
"What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She says...."I would take half of your winnings, then leave you."
"Excellent and just what I figured....I just won 12 bucks, here's $6, now get the hell out."
the wife was sitting next to me and then I asked her what she would do...she said "sit my butt here and churn it out of you" lmao....word from the wise, ask your wife first before you tell her the joke haha
