A penguin is driving his car through town when the car's engine dies. He gets the car towed to a car dealership and asks the mechanic how long until the car's fixed. The mechanic says it'll take a while, he doesn't even know what the problem is yet. So the penguin asks what does a penguin do for fun around here? The mechanic tells him there is a strip mall, movie theater, and an ice cream shop. The penguin loves ice cream and waddles off to the ice cream shop. As the penguin looks at all the flavors to choose from, he decides on vanilla because its his favorite. So the penguin's eating his vanilla ice cream and its a hot hot day, so the vanilla is running down his chest. But what does he care, he's a penguin.
So he heads back to the car dealership and asks the mechanic if he found out what's wrong with the car yet.
The mechanic turns to look at the penguin and says, "I think you blew a seal."
The penguin looks at his chest,
and says, "No, no, I had vanilla ice cream, I swear I did!!"
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So he heads back to the car dealership and asks the mechanic if he found out what's wrong with the car yet.
The mechanic turns to look at the penguin and says, "I think you blew a seal."
The penguin looks at his chest,
and says, "No, no, I had vanilla ice cream, I swear I did!!"
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