Just a little funny

05BusaLe

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
 
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VERY funny! What's not so funny is what my wife would say after those lines. I'd probably be ball-less!!!!
 
im sorry-but Im 6'7" 220lbs; Amy is 5'8" 120ish...if I tried either of those lines, I KNOW I'd be in for an azz-whuppin!
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Mental, physical or emotional spousal abuse is not a laughing matter.
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im a kidder
 
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