Just some funnies.

[twotonevert]

These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your
day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in
a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also, 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

[VaBusa]

This doesn't have anything to do with politics!

Very funny though

 

[mymaster]

 

[skoti]

I lol'ed

 

[Mr Bogus]

Wonder who placed the last ad? So James, did Juli see this post?

 

[katman]

 

[rlbowers3]

That is funny!

 

[twotonevert]

Wonder who placed the last ad? So James, did Juli see this post?

Yes Randy she knows, I am selling the Nordic Track.

 

[99'busa]

 

[proud dad]

 

[Scar]

 

[empty_pockets]

 

[omslaw]

LOL - good stuff there!

 

[semi]

good ones



but i don't see why you included my washer/dryer ad :semi:

 

[twotonevert]

good ones



but i don't see why you included my washer/dryer ad :semi:

I thought I had the washer and you had the dryer?