Kids are quick

[MC MUSTANG]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday, you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Gus, why do you always get so dirty?
GUS: 'Cause I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

 

[BigBSBusa]

 

[VaBusa]

 

[werdkat]

hahahaha I love kids. I must share now, the girl I am dating her little 4 yr old came running into the living room with her pants off (she just got off the toilet) and said "Jason Jason looky looky" I said "What is it Emily" she said "(points to her butt) I have a butt and (now points to her privates) another one butt!"

OMG I died.

 

[nitrousjunkie]

 

[Mikey D]

my students liked these

 

[justintime2]

 

[shenoyp]

 

[cache]

... wierdkat ... thats yer new name....

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[werdkat]

... wierdkat ... thats yer new name....  

lol!!! You got to admit thats funny!!!

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

 

[Glyn]

Funny

 

[paintball903]

 

[FAKK2]

 

[IL_BusaBoy]

 

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