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First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around
the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine
it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The
first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his
mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his stude nts. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and said, 'The second most important quality is obs ervation. I stuck
in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention. 'Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN...
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around
the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine
it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The
first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his
mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his stude nts. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and
sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and said, 'The second most important quality is obs ervation. I stuck
in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention. 'Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN...
