For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle..........
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it.
I'm sorry son"
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with
a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him,
"I was walking past your room last night and heard
you telling mom you were pulling out...
Then I heard her tell you to
wait because she was coming too...
And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!!!!!!"
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it.
I'm sorry son"
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with
a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him,
"I was walking past your room last night and heard
you telling mom you were pulling out...
Then I heard her tell you to
wait because she was coming too...
And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!!!!!!"
