Make A Story!

[MLSDUKE1]

Easy stuff. I'm starting this story and you get to add.

You MUST add 2 sentences with a lead in for the next person! No More, No Less!

Let's see how interesting we can make it!



Once upon a time, in a house not too far from yours, a man was trying to teach a bullfrog how to fly. After an afternoon of frog flying and failure, he went back to his home to.........

 

[StromBusa]

Cook up some frog's legs and have a beer. He then loaded his shotgun and

 

[Fernman]

proceeded to drive Under the influence, destination enroute to see that

 

[Fernman]

stick with that one

 

[MLSDUKE1]

...............................................................?

 

[Poppy]

Cook up some frog's legs and have a beer. He then loaded his shotgun and

proceeded to go skeet shooting with his college buddy Barack. After they finished he decided to ask POTUS.....

 

[Projekt]

Why don't we hop in the general and go jump some washed out bridges around Hazard? Then we'll pick up Daisy and

 

[Fastfrog007]

Why don't we hop in the general and go jump some washed out bridges around Hazard? Then we'll pick up Daisy and

Take her a night on the town, but if boss Hog catches us, hes sure....

 

[black diamond busa]

Take her a night on the town, but if boss Hog catches us, hes sure....

To throw us in jail. On our way for a night on the town, we find out the general is really optimus prime. So we.....

 

[Fastfrog007]

To throw us in jail. On our way for a night on the town, we find out the general is really optimus prime. So we.....

Have him call Megan Fox to join us on the town, but when she gets there...

 

[MoNoXiDe]

She doesn't want to party and then this guy shows up...

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Ready to Party!!

 

[Fireman6615]

So we went to town to have some fun. We found out he liked to......

 

[Projekt]

eat a bowl of beans right before the gatherings so that he could be particularly flatulent. As it turns out the ladies love him anyway smelly as can be so he does a lapdance for a middle aged woman at the bar as she groped him so he turns and then she takes and bends down......

 

[MLSDUKE1]

and her face plants right into his knee. He apologized swiftly but it was too late, she already had a

 

[Projekt]

really ugly face anyway and it seemed she would need reconstructive surgery so the injuries were actually a blessing. She ended up seeing a plastic surgeon and was made up to look like

 

[MoNoXiDe]

really ugly face anyway and it seemed she would need reconstructive surgery so the injuries were actually a blessing. She ended up seeing a plastic surgeon and was made up to look like

a wiked clown!! She grabbed her hatchet and ran out of the office screaming.....

 

[Projekt]

all the way back to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey circus cackling that she no longer had to use make up to keep her job scaring children during intermission. Then, unfortunately for her the big top had been burned by a crazed lunatic face eating zombie, therefore she went out to the highway to thumb a ride and....

 

[Sum Beach]

...thats when I picked her up and with an ordinary garden rake, some jumper cables and a jar of mayonnaise, showed her the best sex of her life.
But when I went to pull out of the highway rest stop....

 

[Fernman]

a Trooper pulls up and asks " you gentlemen have any ID? sobering up, the driver looks into the clowns eyes and they

 

[Poppy]

twinkled like the stars in the sky. Realizing "Don't ask, don't tell" is still an option