Man Sues BMW for 20-Month Erection After Bike Ride

[OneTrueRider]

Why didn't Suzuki think of this feature

Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride

 

[Stoney McSloth]

WTF. 20 months from a 4 hour bike ride. I wonder if he knows the the seat is supposed to sit flat, not upright? ??? I think he left out the fact he had his prostrate massager in for the whole ride. Hmmmm I wonder if I can find a lawyer out there that would take my case to sue women because I haven't gotten any in awhile?

 

[Spkrdctr]

I'd buy a BMW right now if it could get my dead weapon hard!

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

Oh man! I'm sending this to my wife right now! I bet I'll have a new bimmer in the driveway before I get home



Seriously though his case doesn't make sense? He says he's had an erection for 20 months but is sueing because he can't have sex? Isn't that what your supposed to do with a woody? One would think he'd have women lined up to go for a ride on him

 

[Gavilan]

20 months and not die? this guy is stoned or crazy, to sue for that. ???

Mmmm I'll ask to my brother in law if this may be true, or better borrow his BMW to check it out.

 

[skydivr]

I dunno...I guess I'd have to buy a 1000RR...if it gave me a 6 month boner my wife might just let me!