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When a man steals your
> wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
> - King David
>
>
> After marriage, husband
> and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
> face each other, but still they stay together. - Sasha
> Guitry
>
>
> By all means marry. If
> you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
> bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -
> Socrates
>
>
> Woman inspires us to
> great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -
> Anonymous
>
>
> The great question, which
> I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a
> woman want?" - Dumas
>
>
> I had some words with my
> wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund
> Freud
>
>
> 'Some people ask the
> secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
> restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
> soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
> Fridays.' - Red Skelton
>
>
>
> 'There's a way of
> transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
> banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam
> Kinison
>
>
> 'I've had bad
> luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
> second one didn't.' - James Holt
> McGavra
>
>
> Two secrets to keep your
> marriage brimming. 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
> it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick
> Murray
>
>
> The most effective way to
> remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
> - Nash
>
>
> You know what I did
> before I married? Anything I wanted to. -
> Anonymous
>
>
> My wife and I were happy
> for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny
> Youngman
>
>
> A good wife always
> forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney
> Dangerfield
>
>
> A man inserted an
> 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next
> day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
> thing: 'You can have mine.' -
> Anonymous
>
>
>
> First Guy (proudly):
> 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy :
> 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' -
> Anonymous
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> wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
> - King David
>
>
> After marriage, husband
> and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
> face each other, but still they stay together. - Sasha
> Guitry
>
>
> By all means marry. If
> you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
> bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -
> Socrates
>
>
> Woman inspires us to
> great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -
> Anonymous
>
>
> The great question, which
> I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a
> woman want?" - Dumas
>
>
> I had some words with my
> wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund
> Freud
>
>
> 'Some people ask the
> secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
> restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
> soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
> Fridays.' - Red Skelton
>
>
>
> 'There's a way of
> transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
> banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam
> Kinison
>
>
> 'I've had bad
> luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
> second one didn't.' - James Holt
> McGavra
>
>
> Two secrets to keep your
> marriage brimming. 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
> it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick
> Murray
>
>
> The most effective way to
> remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
> - Nash
>
>
> You know what I did
> before I married? Anything I wanted to. -
> Anonymous
>
>
> My wife and I were happy
> for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny
> Youngman
>
>
> A good wife always
> forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney
> Dangerfield
>
>
> A man inserted an
> 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next
> day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
> thing: 'You can have mine.' -
> Anonymous
>
>
>
> First Guy (proudly):
> 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy :
> 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' -
> Anonymous
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