Mating Season...............
>> A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
> Within
>> a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
>> examination, the veterinarian determined the
>> problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no
> male
>> gorilla available.
>> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
> a
>> redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
>> Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
> ability
>> to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might
>> have
> a
>> solution. Bobby Lee was approached
>> with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
>> $500.00?
>> Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
>> matter
>> over carefully.
>> The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but
>> only
>> under four conditions.
>> 1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
> Keeper
>> quickly agreed to this condition.
>> 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The
>> keeper
>> again readily agreed to this condition.
>> 3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
>> Baptist."
>> Once again it was agreed.
>> 4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta give me another week to
> come
>> up with the $500.00.
>> A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
> Within
>> a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
>> examination, the veterinarian determined the
>> problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no
> male
>> gorilla available.
>> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
> a
>> redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
>> Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
> ability
>> to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might
>> have
> a
>> solution. Bobby Lee was approached
>> with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
>> $500.00?
>> Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
>> matter
>> over carefully.
>> The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but
>> only
>> under four conditions.
>> 1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
> Keeper
>> quickly agreed to this condition.
>> 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this." The
>> keeper
>> again readily agreed to this condition.
>> 3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
>> Baptist."
>> Once again it was agreed.
>> 4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta give me another week to
> come
>> up with the $500.00.
