Men do remember anniversaries

hayadooin

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their
bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front
of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why
are
you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, I am just remembering when we
first
met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember
back
then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for
20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

'I would have been released today.'
 
The funny thing is, my wife and I have been married 7 years in May. Shes gotten the date wrong twice. I have freebies coming. :laugh:
 
got married on my 36th birth day I dont forget my anniversary for a few more birth days anyways....
 
I was poor when my wife and I were first married. The local pizza had $2 pitchers for sale on Mondays, so we went there pretty regularly.

Our first anniversary fell on a Monday, and I asked her if she wanted to go to the pizza place.

"Sure. I guess," she says.

I saved a couple of bucks on that pitcher of beer and have been paying for it each and every one of the last 23 anniversaries.

This was my first inkling that you have to be able to read a woman's mind. :rofl:
 
:laugh: My ex-wife could never remember our anniversary. She was 2 days of every year. Oh well, not my problem anymore.
 
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