Michelle's year in review

[bigdr]

Blondes Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

 

[justintime2]

 

[justintime2]

She's gonna delete this thread...wait a minute she's blonde and doesn't know how. OK VB, I give you permission to edit my post through your magic powers to say what ever you want it to. This should be fun!

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[PDBusa]

We are definately going to need a bigger .org time out corner...

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[GJoker]

 

[arey]

 

[vincent]

should get interesting

 

[jessup]

I predict she will post up a smiley and say it was funny... But in reality she will silently plot your ultimate punishment. She will spend all her time and energy to purchase the Guiness brewery... When she finally owns the rights,the brewery everything she will move it here and never ever export to Ireland... Effectivly cutting you off from your life blood!
You my friend have made a serious mistake

 

[stkr00]

Oooh...you're gonna be in trouble

 

[MN72Busa]

 

[VaBusa]

I predict she will post up a smiley and say it was funny...  But in reality she will silently plot your ultimate punishment.  She will spend all her time and energy to purchase the Guiness brewery... When she finally owns the rights,the brewery everything she will move it here and never ever export to Ireland... Effectivly cutting you off from your life blood!
You my friend have made a serious mistake

(keeping this idea just in case I can't hide bigdr's body)


Okay, okay...it was funny...I don't mind being picked on for being blonde...I poke fun at myself all of the time...

If you can't laugh at yourself, who's going to amuse you, right?

...off to use mapquest to find bigdr...

 

[Warputer]

Uh OOh !

 

[05bulldog]

 

[vman1300]

We are definately going to need a bigger .org time out corner...

Yep. 51 registered members in time out and unable to post....

 

[VaBusa]

We are definately going to need a bigger .org time out corner...

Yep. 51 registered members in time out and unable to post....

Then why are you?!

To the corner vman!!!!!!

 

[StageRulz]

 

[bigdr]

I have no fear...
I am invisible....Can't spell invincible...

And I've moved house...I now live IN the Guinness Brewery..

Don't tell..it's a secret...

 

[VaBusa]

I have no fear...
I am invisible....Can't spell invincible...  

And I've moved house...I now live IN the Guinness Brewery..

Don't tell..it's a secret...  

...ever spend the night in a vat of 'not quite ready to drink' beer? I think I'll put you in there...

 

[vman1300]

Then why are you?!  

 To the corner vman!!!!!!

In best JJ voice:

"but ma!!!!!!"