Forgive me if this is too old for some of you northerners~ Living in Florida we don't come across many Winter jokes~ I thought this one was pretty good and wanted to share~ Anyhow... on with the joke~
Snow's coming.
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They
hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the
electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?
Snow's coming.
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They
hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the
electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?
