Morning nookie

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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.


He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'


His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'


Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.


More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'


She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'
 
Hahahahahahaha sucks to be him hahahahahahaha
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Doesnt matter what the reason for the season, it morning nookie for goodness sake!
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I for one would not be asking what that was about, I would be like Damn I got some morning nookie.
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I for one would not be asking what that was about, I would be like Damn I got some morning nookie.  
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Funny thing is, we were talking about this very subject this morning. If everyone got morning nookie, there would be no road rage, less hatefullness in the world, and the general population would be happier. "I dont care, I got some nookie this morning!".

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