My private parts died

[vman1300]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.


Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes
a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.
Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down
the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas.


He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't
be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private
Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday
that my Private Part died...

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging
out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this ....)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

 

[BigBSBusa]

 

[VaBusa]

So wrong

 

[Lurch]

 

[Scar]

Oh, no he didn't.

 

[Projekt]

The viewing

 

[proud dad]

 

[rubber2burn]

:40__s:

 

[DocDrop]

Thats a good one Kevin

 

[Red05]

 

[twotonevert]

LOL.

 

[Acehole]

go head everyone poke fun of the senior citizens!

good joke

Ok 2 old guys in the nursing home, both very competitive. One goes out for a Doctor visit. He comes back and is bragging to the other old guy,"See my new hearing aid?" "It cost $5000!" "Top of the Line, Best of the Best!"

The other old guys looks at him and says, "Oh yeah, what kind is it?"

The Old man with the hearing aid says, "Oh about 12:30!"

 

[twotonevert]

go head everyone poke fun of the senior citizens!

good joke

Ok 2 old guys in the nursing home, both very competitive. One goes out for a Doctor visit. He comes back and is bragging to the other old guy,"See my new hearing aid?" "It cost $5000!" "Top of the Line, Best of the Best!"

The other old guys looks at him and says, "Oh yeah, what kind is it?"

The Old man with the hearing aid says, "Oh about 12:30!"

Good one ace!

 

[JBradley0181]

LOL both are good the viewing hahaha

 

[Pinky Winky]

thats funny stuff...

 

[JR'S BUSA]

that is wrong on so many levels

 

[Fate]

 

[99'busa]

 

[warp10]

great, something I can finally look forward to when I get to the home for wayward bikers

 

[rlbowers3]

A chaplain went to the nursing home to visit an elderly women from his flock. He asked how she was doing today.
"I havn't been feeling myself lately." she replied.
The minister told her "Well, that's good. It's a bad habit anyway."