Sasha my Gen II, Gertrude (Grunting Gertty) my Gen I, and Bernice my GSXR 750 track bike. Sasha as she is unique and mysterious like a fine Russian woman, Gertrude as I brought her back from a near fatal accident a friend of mine had on her, and Bernice from Lynyrd Skynyrd's song Bernice seemed to fit her personality on the track. Also, it is easy when talking to the wife about who your going to go out with at parties...friends look at us like...are you for real?!?!