gurrera
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Don't let them take your temperature
on your forehead as you enter the supermarket
because it erases your memory.
I went for macaroni and cheese
and came home with two cases of beer.
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering
Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...
People who wonder
whether the glass is half empty or half full
are missing the point.
The glass is refillable.
*They say every piece of chocolate eaten
shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the math.
Seems I died in 1537.
I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
until they hear me stand up.
Had I known in March
that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant
I would have ordered the dessert.
I don't always go the extra mile,
but when I do
it's because I've missed my exit....
Gurrera
on your forehead as you enter the supermarket
because it erases your memory.
I went for macaroni and cheese
and came home with two cases of beer.
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering
Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...
People who wonder
whether the glass is half empty or half full
are missing the point.
The glass is refillable.
*They say every piece of chocolate eaten
shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the math.
Seems I died in 1537.
I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
until they hear me stand up.
Had I known in March
that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant
I would have ordered the dessert.
I don't always go the extra mile,
but when I do
it's because I've missed my exit....
Gurrera
