Never argue with a woman!

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One morning while a couple was on vacation, the husband returns after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts reading her book.



A short while later, a game warden comes along in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says,



"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't that obvious.").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you

could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."



"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment."



"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think
 
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to funny
hey bbk my wife looke forward to youre posts. they give her a laugh:laugh:
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a woman does many things wrong...but a man only does two...everything he says and everything he do.
 
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