The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The
path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable. Experts predict this hurricane will cause more damage to
the United States than we have experienced in all of the last four years
combined. This one is called Hurricane Kerry and the only sure way
citizens can protect themselves from it's zig zaging unpredictability is
by getting behind a Bush!
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne. The
path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable. Experts predict this hurricane will cause more damage to
the United States than we have experienced in all of the last four years
combined. This one is called Hurricane Kerry and the only sure way
citizens can protect themselves from it's zig zaging unpredictability is
by getting behind a Bush!
