A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport. The
pilot comes on the intercom; "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope
you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay ". He forgets to switch off the intercom.
Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot
can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while
we're in Tampa?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
a big dump....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits
out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my
room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new
stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag
and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear.... He's gotta
take a #### first."
pilot comes on the intercom; "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope
you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay ". He forgets to switch off the intercom.
Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot
can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while
we're in Tampa?"
"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take
a big dump....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits
out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my
room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new
stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag
and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry dear.... He's gotta
take a #### first."
