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Number 9-Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8-Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6-Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use theInternet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2-In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, andpeople take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1-Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow. ...and as someone recently said to me:
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
Gurrera
Number 8-Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6-Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use theInternet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2-In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, andpeople take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1-Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow. ...and as someone recently said to me:
Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
Gurrera
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