OK THe RULES....

Revlis

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Shotgun Rules of the road...


...  "The History
The history of calling "Shotgun" goes back to the days of covered wagons and the Wild West. On a trip across the plains, the driver of a wagon would hold the reins of his horse team and concentrate on driving. This left him and the occupants of his wagon susceptible to sneak attacks from bandits and thieves. To avoid this atrocious circumstance it became necessary for one person to sit next to the driver with a shotgun and fend off the enemy.

Defending against bandits is no longer the priority of Shotgun however, but it has evolved into a pre-driving ritual that is experienced before almost every car ride across America and even the world. Because of the obvious evolution that has already occurred with Shotgun, we ask you to consider Shotgun as a living entity and be aware that it is always changing for the better good of society." [/QUOTE]

There is even a laminated guidebook available, help out your dipshit buddies that just don't get it...  
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Okay, now this is pathetic, yet funny...there's actually an entire manual explaining the rules of calling "shotgun"! Do you know how many people around me have done this all wrong?!

...still didn't cover "shotgun weddings" though...I'm thinking it had more to do with the wife/mother-to-be running off in to the sunset with her beau, and her father coming after them with the rifle...not the more literal-feeling "hey, he knocked her up...shotgun style!"
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...still didn't cover "shotgun weddings" though...I'm thinking it had more to do with the wife/mother-to-be running off in to the sunset with her beau, and her father coming after them with the rifle...not the more literal-feeling "hey, he knocked her up...shotgun style!"  
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..this is HILARIOUS!! MORE!! MORE!!!
 
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I am here to perform a valuable pubic... I mean Public Service...
 
i dont kow whos worse rev or bt when it comes to finding the weird yet amusing sht
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You have posted current Iowa Law and practices.



















I'm just kidding. *NOTE* Any slams on my home state are merely for humorous intent and definitely do not represent the current level of progress of technology, society, humanity in my great state. If I offend anyone.... grow up, let it go and move on!
 
Hey Rev, Very good, My kids, and wife for that matter go thru this almost everytime we go somewere. crazy but true... very good post kudos to you keep up the good work..
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Ummm...

Shotgun rules? Carniverious plants? Looks like I no longer have to censor my own thread ideas for wierdness.

Beware the Mikey!
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this place has gone whackey...

i always used the "shotgun" rule with my friends... course it was also superceded by the "it's my frikkin' car you ass!" rule,, and the "My beetch slaps hurt mofo... you really want the front that bad?"

where have all my friends gone? haha.
 
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