gurrera
Registered
> Something
> for seniors to do to keep those "aging" gray
> cells
> active!
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> 1. Johnny 's
> mother had three children. The first child was named
> April. The second
> child was named May.
> ...What was the third child
> 's
> name?
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> 2. There is a clerk
> at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
> and he wears size 13
> sneakers
> ....What does he
> weigh?
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> 3. Before Mt.
> Everest was discovered,
> ...what was the highest
> mountain in the
> world?
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> 4. How much dirt is
> there in a hole
> ...that
> measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
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> 5. What word in the English
> language
> ...is always spelled
> incorrectly?
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> 6. Billy was
> born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in
> the
> summer.
> ....How is this
> possible?
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> 7. In
> California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a
> wooden
> leg.
> ...Why
> not?
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> 8. What was the
> President 's name
> ...in
> 1975?
>
> 9. If you were
> running a race,
> ...and you
> passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you
> be in
> now?
>
> 10. Which is correct
> to say,
> ... "The yolk of
> the
> egg are white" or "The yolk of the
> egg is
> white"?
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> 11. If a farmer
> has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
> other
> field,
> ...how many haystacks
> would he have if he combined them all in another
> field?
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> 1. Johnny 's
> mother had three children. The first child was named
> April The second
> child was named May. What was the third child 's
> name?
>
> Answer: Johnny, of
> course
>
> 2. There is a clerk at the
> butcher shop, he is
> five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13
> sneakers. What does he
> weigh?
>
> Answer:
> Meat.
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> 3. Before Mt.
> Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain
> in the
> world?
>
> Answer: Mt.
> Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
> [You're not very good at this are
> you?]
>
> 4. How much dirt is
> there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet
> by four
> feet?
>
> Answer: There is no
> dirt in a hole.
>
> 5. What
> word in the English language is always spelled
> incorrectly?
>
> Answer:
> Incorrectly
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> 6. Billy was
> born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in
> the summer. How is
> this possible?
>
> Answer:
> Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
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> 7. In California, you
> cannot take a
> picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
>
> Answer: You can 't take
> pictures with a wooden
> leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
>
> 8. What was the President
> 's name in
> 1975?
>
> Answer: Same as is
> it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come
> on .... ]
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> 9. If you were running a
> race, and you passed
> the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in
> now?
>
> Answer: You would be
> in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place,
> not
> first.
>
> 10. Which is
> correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are
> white" or "The yolk of the
> egg is white"?
>
> Answer:
> Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [duh!]
>
> 11. If a farmer has 5
> haystacks in one field
> and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks
> would he have if he
> combined them all in another field?
>
> Answer: One. If he combines
> all of his
> haystacks, they all become one big one.
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>
Gurrera
> for seniors to do to keep those "aging" gray
> cells
> active!
>
> 1. Johnny 's
> mother had three children. The first child was named
> April. The second
> child was named May.
> ...What was the third child
> 's
> name?
>
> 2. There is a clerk
> at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
> and he wears size 13
> sneakers
> ....What does he
> weigh?
>
> 3. Before Mt.
> Everest was discovered,
> ...what was the highest
> mountain in the
> world?
>
> 4. How much dirt is
> there in a hole
> ...that
> measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
>
> 5. What word in the English
> language
> ...is always spelled
> incorrectly?
>
> 6. Billy was
> born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in
> the
> summer.
> ....How is this
> possible?
>
> 7. In
> California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a
> wooden
> leg.
> ...Why
> not?
>
> 8. What was the
> President 's name
> ...in
> 1975?
>
> 9. If you were
> running a race,
> ...and you
> passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you
> be in
> now?
>
> 10. Which is correct
> to say,
> ... "The yolk of
> the
> egg are white" or "The yolk of the
> egg is
> white"?
>
> 11. If a farmer
> has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
> other
> field,
> ...how many haystacks
> would he have if he combined them all in another
> field?
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> Here are the
> Answers
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> 1. Johnny 's
> mother had three children. The first child was named
> April The second
> child was named May. What was the third child 's
> name?
>
> Answer: Johnny, of
> course
>
> 2. There is a clerk at the
> butcher shop, he is
> five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13
> sneakers. What does he
> weigh?
>
> Answer:
> Meat.
>
> 3. Before Mt.
> Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain
> in the
> world?
>
> Answer: Mt.
> Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
> [You're not very good at this are
> you?]
>
> 4. How much dirt is
> there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet
> by four
> feet?
>
> Answer: There is no
> dirt in a hole.
>
> 5. What
> word in the English language is always spelled
> incorrectly?
>
> Answer:
> Incorrectly
>
> 6. Billy was
> born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in
> the summer. How is
> this possible?
>
> Answer:
> Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
>
> 7. In California, you
> cannot take a
> picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
>
> Answer: You can 't take
> pictures with a wooden
> leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
>
> 8. What was the President
> 's name in
> 1975?
>
> Answer: Same as is
> it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come
> on .... ]
>
> 9. If you were running a
> race, and you passed
> the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in
> now?
>
> Answer: You would be
> in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place,
> not
> first.
>
> 10. Which is
> correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are
> white" or "The yolk of the
> egg is white"?
>
> Answer:
> Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [duh!]
>
> 11. If a farmer has 5
> haystacks in one field
> and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks
> would he have if he
> combined them all in another field?
>
> Answer: One. If he combines
> all of his
> haystacks, they all become one big one.
>
>
Gurrera
