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Good luck Pete! My fiance hardly ever uses the computer, but when she did, she checked my email when I was out of town, and there was a bunch of new emails from sexchat places and cyberpartner sites etc, she figured I am hooked and is looking for a new woman!! She flipped, what it was, is when I am searching for warez (which I rarely do ..heh) some servers make you goto certain sites and click banners so they get paid, which in turn they run a pretty loaded server full of warez. Anyway, a bunch of confirmation emails came to me when I was gone... How to you explain this to a woman who sends the odd email and writes letters?
I got through it! So will you...
 
I just got my usual early morning e-mail at work from the wif at home.

Chit chat about kids and weather and weekend plans. But this e-mail was signed a little differently from the normal kissy lovey message.

She signed it:

"Love your bad, fast, Busa ass!"

poop! I NEVER call my Busa a Busa except here on this site. She's been reading it all! Now she knows more about my dark side and former lives and the way I ride with my buddies than I ever wanted her to know.

I'm screwed! (hopefully)

All of us write some pretty adult and politically raunchy stuff on this site and talk about bikes in ways that we just don't with those who don't understand.

Have any of you had girlfriends, sisters, brothers, wives, kids, mothers, or (God forbid!) fathers read your .ORG posts and the posts of other deranged Members?

Did they kill you when they found what you REALLY do on your bike as soon as you're around the corner?

Please quick!!!! What kind of consequences am I facing when I get home today?
 
Don't worry Pete. None of us have married stupid women so I believe they all pretty much know what we do on our bikes.

If she really loves your "Busa Ass" she may just have it washed and waxed and be waiting for you at home with a bit of chain lube dabbed behind each ear!
 
Hi Pete. Are your Busa locked ? :-)They know, trust me. And that's not all that bad, in fact they seems to like it. Any chance of you passing a flower store on your way home ?
It works wonders, chain lube or not :-)))
 
Hope your bus don't end up like that posting I think VegaDude did on a girl that found out about her boyfriend's e-mail to a female Web surfer,I think the girlfriend shot up the guys Harley.Quick buy your bike a bullet proof Vest and bring home flowers every night and don't fall asleep after SEX.Change your userName to COP69!!!!!
 
DirtyPete...
Men.... almost all the same, but we (innocent girls) ALWAYS forgive you...
So, if you wrote something "improper", just be nice (I would say honest if I was talking to a girl, but to a man...) and she will be smiling for you :)
LOL... and I am not a feminist! But love really makes things to me :)

(and if she really appreciates your busa ass... enjoy tonight hehe)
 
D.P. you better clean out your panties drawer, once she looks in there you a gonner. Hurry, run for your life...
 
Dirty Pete. CHECK OUT "Drilled Full Of Holes" a thread from a couple of months ago.

Then buy flowers and go home quick. Expensive flowers.
 
DP haven't you seen that little switch marked "time travel " under the seat. Just be careful not to leave it on when you're done.
 
Pete, as a single guy I have no real station to advise you in this matter, BUT.......

I will anyway. I've read most of your posts here, and I would say she has found a window to your soul...Women love this. I don't think you've actually incriminated yourself, unless I missed something major. Well, maybe the Vaseline and the hot exhaust pipe was a bit over the line....

Anyway, the "bringing flowers home" thing is good, along with baring your soul about your 'other life'. You can work this to your major benefit if you play your cards right.

I have faith in you, Man. Make us proud!!
 
I'm alive....

The flower suggestion worked but got a laugh because of course she already knew I was getting advice to do that.

She's fine with it all and so am I. Seems my friends have been telling her tales all along, so nothing was a surprise to her.

What are friends for but to get drunk and spill all your secrets to your wife while you're gone?

But I'm sure as hell gonna clear out that panty & cross-dresser drawer, get all the homo sites off my favorites list, dump my box of old letters in the cellar, keep the crack in the guy's house across the street, apply for a private pardon on my record and lose all the whips, handcuffs, etc.

Seriously, I'm lucky to have such a great broad for a wife.

Thanks for sharing my little soap opera.
 
DirtyPetesBusa

Congrats !!! Loved your atitude, but never let him free... (i read some his posts and dont think he did anything wrong, besides he seems to be a nice guy since he was worried about you...) But we (women) need to take some advantage of things like this... Ask for flowers, dinners out, gifts and, of course...lots of sex... Make him your slave for some days and nights.
I tried it once and he loves me more than ever (he not him..your man.. I mean, my man ) :)


[This message has been edited by HayabusaOwnerFan (edited 17 September 1999).]
 
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