A Scotsman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a big woman get on the subway. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on his face. The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him". The big woman thinks: "Hmm that Englishman tried to put the moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her." The Englishman thinks: "Hey that Scotsman must have went for the blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"
The Scotsman thinks: " Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can wallop that English b@stard again ".
The Scotsman thinks: " Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can wallop that English b@stard again ".
