Personally I am working up to the he who dies with the most toys championship.
05' Busa
05' Jeep Liberty
04' GTO
00' F350
03' Blaster
06' KLR650 (My winter bike, please forgive me)
77' Impala (For when I need to get in trouble on four wheels)
Suzuki QuadZilla
03' Blata 2.5
A large collection of classic Hondas
RC planes, helos, boats, etc
Guns, guns, guns
My wife (does she count as a toy?)
Duel income no kids - I recommend everyone try it.