gurrera
Registered
On their way to get married, a young Catholic
> couple is involved
> in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves
> sitting outside the
> Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into
> Heaven.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> While waiting, they began to wonder: Could
> they possibly get
> married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked
> him. St. Peter said,
> "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
> asked. Let me go find out,'"
> and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Two months passed and the couple were still
> waiting. While
> waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it
> didn't work out; could
> you get a divorce in heaven?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> After yet another month, St. Peter finally
> returned, looking
> somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the
> couple, "You can get married in
> Heaven." "Great!" said the couple,
> "But we were just wondering, what if things
> don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in
> Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced
> with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
> "What's wrong?" asked the
> frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter
> shouted, "It took me three months
> to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long
> it'll take me to find
> a lawyer?"
>
Gurrera
> couple is involved
> in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves
> sitting outside the
> Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into
> Heaven.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> While waiting, they began to wonder: Could
> they possibly get
> married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked
> him. St. Peter said,
> "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
> asked. Let me go find out,'"
> and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Two months passed and the couple were still
> waiting. While
> waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it
> didn't work out; could
> you get a divorce in heaven?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> After yet another month, St. Peter finally
> returned, looking
> somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the
> couple, "You can get married in
> Heaven." "Great!" said the couple,
> "But we were just wondering, what if things
> don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in
> Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced
> with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
> "What's wrong?" asked the
> frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter
> shouted, "It took me three months
> to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long
> it'll take me to find
> a lawyer?"
>
Gurrera
