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> Whatever you may look like, marry a
> man
> your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his
> eyesight.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
>
> Housework can't kill you, but
> why take
> a chance?
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Cleaning
> your house while your kids are
> still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before
> it stops
> snowing.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> The
> reason women don't play football is
> because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in
>
> public.
> -Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> Best way
> to get rid of kitchen
> odors: Eat
> out.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> A bachelor is a guy who never
> made the same mistake once.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> I want my children
> to have all the things I couldn't afford.
> Then I want to move in
> with them.
>
> -
> Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Most children threaten
> at times to run
> away from home. This is the only thing that
> keeps some parents
> going.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Any time three New
> Yorkers get into a
> cab without an argument, a bank has just been
> robbed.
> Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> We spend the first
> twelve months of our
> children's lives teaching them to walk and talk
> and the next twelve years
> telling them to sit down and shut
> up.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Burt Reynolds once
> asked me out.
> I was in his
> room.
> -Phyllis
> Diller
>
> What I
> don't like about office
> Christmas parties is looking for a job the next
> day.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> The only time I ever
> enjoyed ironing
> was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam
> iron.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> His finest hour lasted
> a minute and a
> half.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Old age is when the
> liver spots show
> through your
> gloves.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> My photographs don't do
> me justice -they just look like
> me.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> I admit,
> I have a tremendous sex
> drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles
> away.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Tranquillizers work only if you
> follow
> the advice on the bottle - keep away from
> children.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> I asked
> the waiter, 'Is this milk
> fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago
> it was
>
> grass.'
> - Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> The
> reason the golf pro tells you to
> keep your head down is so you can't see him
> laughing.
> - Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> You know
> you're old if they have
> discontinued your blood
> type.
> -
> Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
Gurrera
> Whatever you may look like, marry a
> man
> your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his
> eyesight.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
>
> Housework can't kill you, but
> why take
> a chance?
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Cleaning
> your house while your kids are
> still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before
> it stops
> snowing.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> The
> reason women don't play football is
> because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in
>
> public.
> -Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> Best way
> to get rid of kitchen
> odors: Eat
> out.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> A bachelor is a guy who never
> made the same mistake once.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> I want my children
> to have all the things I couldn't afford.
> Then I want to move in
> with them.
>
> -
> Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Most children threaten
> at times to run
> away from home. This is the only thing that
> keeps some parents
> going.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Any time three New
> Yorkers get into a
> cab without an argument, a bank has just been
> robbed.
> Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> We spend the first
> twelve months of our
> children's lives teaching them to walk and talk
> and the next twelve years
> telling them to sit down and shut
> up.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Burt Reynolds once
> asked me out.
> I was in his
> room.
> -Phyllis
> Diller
>
> What I
> don't like about office
> Christmas parties is looking for a job the next
> day.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> The only time I ever
> enjoyed ironing
> was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam
> iron.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> His finest hour lasted
> a minute and a
> half.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Old age is when the
> liver spots show
> through your
> gloves.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> My photographs don't do
> me justice -they just look like
> me.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> I admit,
> I have a tremendous sex
> drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles
> away.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> Tranquillizers work only if you
> follow
> the advice on the bottle - keep away from
> children.
> - Phyllis
> Diller
>
> I asked
> the waiter, 'Is this milk
> fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago
> it was
>
> grass.'
> - Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> The
> reason the golf pro tells you to
> keep your head down is so you can't see him
> laughing.
> - Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
> You know
> you're old if they have
> discontinued your blood
> type.
> -
> Phyllis
>
> Diller
>
Gurrera
