Pirates!

[fsusux]

Ya think they'll try to use this as a further excuse to jack up the price of crude?


(CNN) -- Pirates have hijacked a Saudi-owned oil tanker with 25 crew aboard off the coast of Kenya the U.S. Navy and the British Foreign Office confirmed on Monday..

 

[Mr Bogus]

you know that this is a real problem? I doubt any type of ploy as you would have to hijack an awful lot of tankers ..

The real problem is the "piracy" issue on the high seas...

 

[Dino]

Arrrrgh!

 

[fsusux]

Yes I do know that piracy is a real problem. I was merely being facetious. As I'm sure you know OPEC has been screaming lately and I figured that they would simply use this as another excuse to hike the prices or cut production so they don't starve.

 

[Dino]

Shiver me timbers....

 

[Dino]

Top Ten Pickup lines for Pirates

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

- They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
- You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
- Wanna shiver me timbers?
- I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
- That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
- Let's get together and haul some keel.
- That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
1. You. Pants Off. Now!

 

[WWJD]

ARRRRRRRR!!!

 

[Projekt]

Somalia is in our future, not only in our past. Seems like the rest of the international community could care less about going there and cleaning it up.

 

[Mr Bogus]

Somalia is in our future, not only in our past. Seems like the rest of the international community could care less about going there and cleaning it up.

now that is funny,... you think the Dems are going to go for that?

 

[Dino]

now that is funny,... you think the Dems are going to go for that?

Walk the plank! Arrrgh!

 

[Projekt]

now that is funny,... you think the Dems are going to go for that?

I didn't imply it would happen in the next four or eight years.

 

[Mr Bogus]

I didn't imply it would happen in the next four or eight years.

arrrrrrh matey, then you be sayn them swabby conservatives be gettn ther whitehouse back eyy?


maybe them "pro choice" survivors will be old enough to watch huh?

 

[Dino]

Good one.

 

[Projekt]

arrrrrrh matey, then you be sayn them swabby conservatives be gettn ther whitehouse back eyy?


maybe them "pro choice" survivors will be old enough to watch huh?

Well shiver me timbers... I tell you the future is uncertain.

 

[Lycan]

Walk the plank! Arrrgh!

Goofy arse

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dino]

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.

Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?

Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.

Interviewer: How did you get that hook?

Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.

Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?

Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.

Interviewer: And that put your eye out?

Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.

 

[dadofthree]

 

[twotonevert]

I read that too, how do you steal a tanker? And get away? Whats top speed, like 5 knots? And they know where the pirate port is, go get em! WTH?

 

[DaCol.]

That China tanker has $100,000,000 worth of oil on board and was 300 miles off shore heading for Iran (I really feel bad for'em ), these guys are good. They just need a little attitude adjustment

Infact, I didn't know it was illegal for Commercial Transport Ships to carry weapons on board for protection. So I guess the owners feel that a few lives are more than worth losing their cargo.

Me, KILL'EM ALL and let GOD SORT'EM OUT

 

[99'busa]

arrrrrrh matey, then you be sayn them swabby conservatives be gettn ther whitehouse back eyy?


maybe them "pro choice" survivors will be old enough to watch huh?

I dont know how but you sound like that guy on mythbusters (the silly one) maybe cause i saw the pirate episode the other day