APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR
CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH; ADAGE
>>
>> 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always
>> starts tomorrow.
>>
>> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make
>> him wag his tail.
>>
>> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
>> don't have any sense at all.
>>
>> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
>>
>> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're
>> in deep water.
>>
>> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is
>> afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all
night?
>>
>> 7. Business conventions are important because they
>> demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
>>
>> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than
>> everyone else looks?
>>
>> 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
>>
>> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants
>> to buy a car.
>>
>> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more
>> publicity.
>>
>> 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
>> number at 4 AM. - Like this: It could be a right number.
>>
>> 13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when
>> their team is winning.
>>
>> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
>>
>> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way
>> you're going to like it.
>>
>> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has
>> the same size bucket.
>>
>> 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
>> thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
>>
>> 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's
>> more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
>>
>> 19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every
>> joint, you are probably dead!
>>
>> 20. Always be yourself. Because the people that matter,
>> don't mind. And the ones that mind, don't matter.
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CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH; ADAGE
>>
>> 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always
>> starts tomorrow.
>>
>> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make
>> him wag his tail.
>>
>> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
>> don't have any sense at all.
>>
>> 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
>>
>> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're
>> in deep water.
>>
>> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is
>> afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all
night?
>>
>> 7. Business conventions are important because they
>> demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
>>
>> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than
>> everyone else looks?
>>
>> 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
>>
>> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants
>> to buy a car.
>>
>> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more
>> publicity.
>>
>> 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
>> number at 4 AM. - Like this: It could be a right number.
>>
>> 13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when
>> their team is winning.
>>
>> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
>>
>> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way
>> you're going to like it.
>>
>> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has
>> the same size bucket.
>>
>> 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have
>> thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
>>
>> 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's
>> more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
>>
>> 19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every
>> joint, you are probably dead!
>>
>> 20. Always be yourself. Because the people that matter,
>> don't mind. And the ones that mind, don't matter.
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