Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
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Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an boner, make him a sandwich.
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Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
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Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
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Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
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Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as
to where Bin Laden is nor where millions of illegal immigrants are.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration?
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" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers...What you do today, might Burn Your A$$ Tomorrow"
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I cannot accept credit nor blame for the foregoing...just a cut-and-paste job.
Hope you enjoyed it...
Scar
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
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Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>>>>
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an boner, make him a sandwich.
>>>>
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>>>>
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
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Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
>>>>
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
>>>>
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>>>>
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as
to where Bin Laden is nor where millions of illegal immigrants are.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration?
>>>>
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers...What you do today, might Burn Your A$$ Tomorrow"
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I cannot accept credit nor blame for the foregoing...just a cut-and-paste job.
Hope you enjoyed it...
Scar
