Post your horrible pickup lines..

[GMbusa]

I put the S T D in stud, All I need is you…

 

[LuapSouthFlorida]

Nice legs.... what time do they open?

 

[LuapSouthFlorida]

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[SSGT_B]

 

[Bumblebee]

Never had to use a pick up line.....

 

[bigoltool]

Does this smell like Chloroform?

 

[GMbusa]

Are you a speeding ticket? Cause all I see is fine written all over you.

 

[pcs]

Never had to use a pick up line.....

spoken like a true ladies man

 

[ottafish]

"you'll do".......

 

[Kiwi Rider]

Aaaahh, you’re here about the housekeeping job? Kitchen’s right in here…

 

[Kiwi Rider]

Who’s your dentist?
Mike Tyson?

 

[Bumblebee]

spoken like a true ladies man

I wish...

Been with the wife for 32 yrs...now the only pick up line I get is "could you pick up something at the store, or help me pick up the laundry"

 

[HayaWakened]

Shut up!! Get in the van!! Quit looking at me!!!

 

[kml]

You sure got small tits for a fat girl.

cheers
ken

 

[Kiwi Rider]

You sure got small teeth for a fat girl.

cheers
ken

There, fixed it for ya . . .
obviously a spelling error lol.

 

[GMbusa]

I've been married for 15 years. I like the eye roll the wife gives when I say pickup lines on her..

 

[hayabuser]

You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.