President diesel's immagration policy

[diesel]

Illegal aliens wanting citizenship? Nevermind the red tape just sign here...
Here's the deal...
we ship your azz to Iraq for a couple years to relieve some of "our" guys fighting over there.
You do a good job and make it back-you can stay if you hold a tax-paying job
You agree to get your azz shipped back to the hellhole you came from if you quit working or commit a crime.
You must speak/read ENGLISH adequately (we'll teach you in basic training) press 1 for english-F that! That's all you get!

 

[DRAGBUSA1300R]

now they want to sing the star spangled banner in spanish this is the united states of america ENGLISH ONLY PLEASE

 

[bacharles]

You agree to get your azz shipped back to the hellhole you came from if you quit working or commit a crime.

I don't want to sound racist because I'm not, but THIS will be the biggest problem. Ever since Hurrican Rita struck my area and workers from Texas have been coming in to do repairs/cleanup, burglaries have almost tripled in my area. And 90% of these workers are immigrants.

 

[mjn]

Alright man. Works for me.

Ya got my vote.

 

[JINKSTER]

I bet an ice cold fresca that Bono (from U2) is home right now learning and practicing the spanish version of the star spangled banner....thanks god for ted nugent or I'd hate rock. LOL!

 

[yamahor]

WOOHOO!!! President Nuge Man!!

 

[ozz]

Yes, for sure this matter needs do be dealt with a bit of authority...the govt. should remember who their working for (AMERICANS!)...what is going on here with immigrants is unprecidented in the history of our nation...the colors of the flag changed...the flag displayed upside down...and now the national anthem...here in kalifornia mexican groups have made threats of civil disorder all the while not even being legal citizens...some groups have gone so far as to make threats of conquest stating that they will take kalifornia, arizona, texas, and so on...what they are planning on doing monday is shuting down bussiness not because they so much want to call attention to their so called plight, but because they want to hurt peoples livelyhoods and cause disruptions in commerce...it really is their way of rejecting capitalism and the American ideal...they refuse to learn english and have already made many inroads over the years here...i can not even call my doctor without first hearing the spanish version of instructions to get to my doctor...I don't understand it, they leave a country to come here and then want America to be like the place they left...it tells me one thing, their not here because they believe in liberty, their here to exploit the riches of our system...and to think that the Kalifornia senate blessed the protests on monday...God save the queen

oh ya, give me the Motor City Madman

 

[BigDiesel]

we ship your azz to Iraq for a couple years
You do a good job-you can stay if you hold a tax-paying job.
You must speak/read ENGLISH adequately (we'll teach you in basic training) press 1 for english-F that! That's all you get!

+1 Amen Brother.

 

[DaCol.]

now they want to sing the star spangled banner in spanish this is the united states of america ENGLISH ONLY PLEASE

Don't forget

they

changed the words also