I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a
large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart. Waiting in the
check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time from it.
But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as
the food is nutritionally complete. So, I was going
to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her
no I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and
a car hit me.
The tall guy had to stagger out of the store,
nearly oxygen-depleted from laughter. I paid for the food and
left a lot of smiles behind me.
large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart. Waiting in the
check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting
The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time from it.
But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, as
the food is nutritionally complete. So, I was going
to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
especially a tall heavy man behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her
no I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and
a car hit me.
The tall guy had to stagger out of the store,
nearly oxygen-depleted from laughter. I paid for the food and
left a lot of smiles behind me.
