I just saw this TV commercial that shows a car driving in the fog coming up behind a truck towing an Airstream trailer that just went into the fog. The car has a new detection system that lets you know that there's someone in front of you even if you can't see them, thus the car is "safe". A light lights on the dashboard that says, "Brake" because there's someone in front of you.
Holy spumoni Batman! The light should say "BRAKE DUMBASS!"
And my voice should be heard saying, "You're driving the the fog stupid! Slowdown!" Now people will be driving fast in the fog thinking, OH! I'll be ok because I have this radar on my car that tells me when to slowdown because there's a concrete pillar in the way. It doesn't show what would happen if even though the car "SEES" 1000 ft ahead in the fog, in the dark, that there's a 300 lb deer standing on the side of the road and is about to jump right in front of you and total your car. The commmercial also shows the car driving on WET LEAVES, But! I'm sure the car has antilock brakes so they don't have to worry about spinning off the cliff! So these yuppie idiots will buy these cars, not hit the trailer, but hit the deer, slam on the antilock brakes, spin off the cliff, but they Won't get killed because they have air bags, and crush zones. Then they'll get cut out of the twisted wreckage and say why are my insurance rates so high?
Aarg!
Holy spumoni Batman! The light should say "BRAKE DUMBASS!"
And my voice should be heard saying, "You're driving the the fog stupid! Slowdown!" Now people will be driving fast in the fog thinking, OH! I'll be ok because I have this radar on my car that tells me when to slowdown because there's a concrete pillar in the way. It doesn't show what would happen if even though the car "SEES" 1000 ft ahead in the fog, in the dark, that there's a 300 lb deer standing on the side of the road and is about to jump right in front of you and total your car. The commmercial also shows the car driving on WET LEAVES, But! I'm sure the car has antilock brakes so they don't have to worry about spinning off the cliff! So these yuppie idiots will buy these cars, not hit the trailer, but hit the deer, slam on the antilock brakes, spin off the cliff, but they Won't get killed because they have air bags, and crush zones. Then they'll get cut out of the twisted wreckage and say why are my insurance rates so high?
Aarg!