Real classifed ads

[Wag]

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.
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AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
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--Wag--

 

[05 Busa LE]

Nice!

 

[stkr00]

I like the "1 Gay Bull" one

 

[Vic_E55_2001]

that was good !

 

[jessup]

very funny!! I too have sold my encyclopedias!

 

[yaesu]

 

[BusaWizard]

Very funny.

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

 

[GSXcite]

I cant even spell encyclelopedia!

 

[bigdr]

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

Brilliant....

 

[shimmyz]

They probably get more responces than a normal ad.

 

[EastCoast]

 

[Batman#1]

 

[Jet Li]

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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

Now ain't that a hoot!

 

[BA BUSA]

Louis you do like your funnies thx and keepum comin'

 

[MC MUSTANG]

 

[motorkar]

 

[Wag]

 Louis you do like your funnies thx and keepum comin'

Once in a while, I get a good one in e-mail! 1 in a hundred.

--Wag--

 

[tonyy1]

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

what's an encyclopedia? and is it in anyway related to a TRE?
lol.....................................