Be as qwik as I can so as not to bore you. About 3 weeks ago I had a really nasty flu.IN bed type of flu.Could not even hold a sip of water down for more than 30 seconds.I wake up on the fourth day,stand up outa bed and the room spins at 200 miles an' hour and BOOM Rub drops like a freshly chopped fir tree.I'm in full on panic mode,crawl for my cell call 911 for an' ambulance.They load me up and blast me to the hospital.In the ambulance they insert an IV and stick liquid gravol through it(personally I think this was to stop me from puking in their bus) 
Get to the hospital tell them my symptoms including chest pains. They drip 3 bags of IV solution in me and I feel 10X better. I can now stand on my own.Then they send me for a blood test,urine test and chest x-ray. 3-4 hours later they come back with their diagnosis. Severe dehydration and....wait for it...a little surprise,lung cancer. The 2 docs just kind of blurt it out. So , taxi home,where I sit for a week thinking I have lung cancer.Go see my family doc,who doesn't buy the diagnosis.He orders me up a same day emergency CT scan. That was a Wednesday.He says someone should read the scan by Friday. Next day,7:30 AM my phone rings ,its my doc,he says scan showed phemonia and a lung infection the size of a pie plate.
But NO CANCER. Rubb is a happy boy once again,and has once again cheated death.
RSD.

Get to the hospital tell them my symptoms including chest pains. They drip 3 bags of IV solution in me and I feel 10X better. I can now stand on my own.Then they send me for a blood test,urine test and chest x-ray. 3-4 hours later they come back with their diagnosis. Severe dehydration and....wait for it...a little surprise,lung cancer. The 2 docs just kind of blurt it out. So , taxi home,where I sit for a week thinking I have lung cancer.Go see my family doc,who doesn't buy the diagnosis.He orders me up a same day emergency CT scan. That was a Wednesday.He says someone should read the scan by Friday. Next day,7:30 AM my phone rings ,its my doc,he says scan showed phemonia and a lung infection the size of a pie plate.
But NO CANCER. Rubb is a happy boy once again,and has once again cheated death.

RSD.