I've seen it a few times before. Not sure if it's a
but I really dont care cuz it's funny.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him
in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner
of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love Jillian. "
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Jack asks,"Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home
after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee
table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door." Confused, he asked his son,
"So, why is everything
in such perfect order and so clean? I have a
rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?? "His son replies,
"Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone biatch, I'm
married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.9
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS!!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him
in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner
of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love Jillian. "
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Jack asks,"Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home
after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee
table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door." Confused, he asked his son,
"So, why is everything
in such perfect order and so clean? I have a
rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?? "His son replies,
"Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone biatch, I'm
married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.9
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS!!!
